Mike Dust' Fascinatum

December 11, 2001

A Selection of Great Offers
Here's a fascinating sampling of spectacular offers that were offered to me via electronic mail on December 11. I am, for one reason or another, unable to capitalize on these tremendous advances. Please feel free to read them carefully and take advantage of these, never before seen, fantastically amazing, low-low, incredible opportunities. Don't miss out! Act now! Browse and buy, feel obligated, buy unsolicited services and items, keep marketing efforts on the rise. Go team go, win, fight, buy, buy, buy!

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Get a 0% APR on Balance Transfers (2 of 8)
received: Tuesday, December 11, 2001 2:49 PM

Dear Subscriber,

Ever feel uneasy giving out your credit card information over the Internet? You won't when you have the Capicorp® Platinum Select® MasterCard.® Because it comes with a variety of net-friendly benefits plus a 0% APR on transferred balances* until September 1, 2002. Among its many features:

$0 liability on unauthorized charges: Whether you're shopping online or off, $0 liability protection for any unauthorized purchases.
Account Online: Review your statement, check your credit line and even make payments, with just a few clicks.

Click here by January 31, 2002 to request your card.

Then fill out the online form and we'll get back to you in an average of 30 seconds. So the next time you shop the net, you won't need luck. Just your Capicorp® card. Thanks from your friends at Capicorp Cards.

*Promotional rate of 0% on balance transfers until September 1, 2002. After the promotional period your standard APR for purchases will be applied to all remaining balance transfer amounts. (As of November 1, 2001, the standard variable APR for purchases is 11.49%. The standard APR for cash advances is 19.99%.) However, if you default under any Capicorpbank Card Agreement, we may immediately increase the Annual Percentage Rate (including any promotional balances) on all balances to a higher rate of up to 24.99%. The minimum finance charge is $0.50. The transaction fee for cash advances is 3.0% of the amount of the advance; minimum is $5.00. The transaction fee for balance transfers is 3.0% of the amount of each balance transfer, but not less than $5 or more than $50. The membership fee is $0.

©2001 Capicorpbank (South Dakota), N.A. Capicorp, Capicorp with Arc Design, Capicorpbank and Platinum Select are registered service marks of Capicorpcorp. Live richly is a service mark of Capicorpcorp. MasterCard is a registered service mark of MasterCard International Incorporated.

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