Mike Dust' Fascinatum

December 11, 2001

A Selection of Great Offers
Here's a fascinating sampling of spectacular offers that were offered to me via electronic mail on December 11. I am, for one reason or another, unable to capitalize on these tremendous advances. Please feel free to read them carefully and take advantage of these, never before seen, fantastically amazing, low-low, incredible opportunities. Don't miss out! Act now! Browse and buy, feel obligated, buy unsolicited services and items, keep marketing efforts on the rise. Go team go, win, fight, buy, buy, buy!

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Ganga Baby! (8 of 8)
received: Tuesday, December 11, 2001 9:59 PM

Now Offering for your "Sensitive" Delight ... NEW & IMPROVED

*** CATMANDOU 22 ***

Thanks to recent dramatic advances in the laboratorial processes for the extraction of botanical/herbal alkaloids and glycocides, we are now able to offer what has already been the most incredibly potent marijuana/cannabis alternative available on the planet .... CATMANDOU TEMPLE KIFF!!! It is NEW, IMPROVED and 20 times more stokin'-tokin' potent in its formulation.

CATMANDOU 22 ... a viripotent cannabis alternative for blissful regressions of vexatious depressions...

* BURNS AND SMOKES EASIER!
* TOKES DEEPER!
* TASTES SWEETER!
* LASTS LONGER!
CATMANDOU Temple Kiff is a proprietary; Nepalese, sensitive, pipe-smoking/stoking substance.
CATMANDOU Temple Kiff is indeed the most substantial marijuana/cannabis alternative on the planet.

Absolutely Legal! Marvelously Potent!

CATMANDOU Temple Kiff possesses all of the positive virtues fine ganja/cannabis without any of the negatives. An amalgamation of high concentrates of rare euphoric herbas, CATMANDOU is offered in a solid jigget/bar format and is actually more UPLIFTING & POISED than cannabis / marijuana while rendering Euphoria, Happiness, Mood-Enhancement, Stress/Depression Relief and promoting contemplativeness, creativity, better sleep, lucid dreaming ... and enhancing the sexual experience!!!

CATMANDOU Temple Kiff is simply the best and just a little pinch/snippet of the CATMANDOU goes a long, "sensitive" way. Just 4 or 5 draws of the pipe ... (an herb pipe included with each package of CATMANDOU Temple Kiff).

PLEASE NOTE: Although no botanical factor in CATMANDOU Temple Kiff is illegal or considered to be harmful by regulatory agencies and no tobacco is included therein, it is the policy of our company that CATMANDOU Temple Kiff may not be offered or sold to any person that has not attained at least 21 years of age.

So power-smokin potent is our new formulation, that much to our delight and actually even to our amazement, we have even be able to establish a very happy clientele within the hard core stoner market.

Here is what our customers are saying about CATMANDOU Temple Kiff:

"Thank you so much for the Temple Kiff. It is everything you guys claim, and then some! I was a bit skeptical when I read your description of its effects, but there is literally no exaggeration in your advertisements. How nice that this is legal! It tastes great and feels great too! I am so glad I took a chance and ordered. Blessings to all of you."
-- Frankie R.

"I'm a man of my 40's and I really know my stuff. I don't drink or do illegal drugs anymore and have found a much more spiritual path. I used to have to take Valium in the past. Not anymore with the Temple Kiff. It really amazes me how this stuff tastes exactly like the lebanese red and blond hash I used to smoke in the 70's and it has a much more pleasurable effect. I am very satisfied with this product. I like it a lot and will be a customer for life for sure. Whoever makes this stuff is an ARTIST at it. Who would have thought?! Folks, this is the real stuff! Look no further!!"
-- A.J.

TRY THE ULTIMATE HERBACEOUSNESS INTRO COMBINATION OFFER Includes one - 2.0 oz. jigget / bar of CATMANDOU Temple Kiff, one - 1 oz. bottle of Sweet Vjestika Aphrodisia Drops, one - 100 tablet tin of Prosaka, and one - 300 count jar of Gentle Ferocity for a deep discounted Retail Price of $260.00 (Reg. $375.00 Save $115) (Free Capillaris Herba with this intro offer Refer to Capillaris paragraph at end of text.)

SPECIAL OFFER: For a limited time only, you will receive a FREE personal brass hookah with the Ultimate Herbaceous Intro Offer as our gift to you. This hookah has a retail value of $25.00.
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ORDERING INFORMATION:
For your convenience, you can call us direct with your orders or questions.

Call 1-800-999-1111 Monday - Friday -- 10:30 AM to 7:00 PM (Mountain Time) Saturday -- 11:00 AM to 3:00 PM (Mountain Time) For all domestic orders, add $5.00 shipping & handling (shipped U.S. Priority Mail). Add $20.00 for International orders.

"The most unique experience on the Web!"
"A mind-numbing adrenaline rush"
"Years of playing Solitaire are finally paying off"

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Vol. 2

12/25-The Beautiful Season
12/23-Deephermentation
12/21-Prairie School
12/18-A. Danilova
12/15-Carole & Wally
12/13-Sleep Patterns
12/11-Great Offers
12/10-New Words and Phrases-1958
12/7-Who are they?
12/5-VFW Magazines
12/2-The Mississippi

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